we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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