We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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