paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
too bad you live with your parents still
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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