i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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