she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Randomize
