Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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