I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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