I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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