sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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