real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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