I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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