Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
this hospital has no fireball
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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