Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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