I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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