Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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