I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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