My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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