There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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