Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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