Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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