I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
