A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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