Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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