Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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