Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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