My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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