You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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