She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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