did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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