Quick, to the slutcave!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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