i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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