Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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