But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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