you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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