He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
