I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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