Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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