ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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