But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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