Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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