i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i dont even know how to be here
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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