you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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