For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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