We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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