Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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