Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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