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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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