Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
