Its about making memories worth repressing
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
