we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
