SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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