I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
