I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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