based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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