If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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